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Ted: You know what? I’m done being single, I’m not good at it. Look, obviously you can’t tell a woman you just met that you love her, but it sucks that you can’t. I’ll tell you something though, if a woman—not you—just some hypothetical woman, were to bear with me through all this, I think I’d make a damn good husband, because that’s the stuff I’d be good at. Stuff like making her laugh and being a good father and walking her five hypothetical dogs. Being a good kisser…Robin: Everyone thinks they’re a good kisser.Ted: Oh, I’ve got references.

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I’m done being single.

iamandroid1:

howimetyourmother:

fuckyeahtvpicspam:

Ted: You know what? I’m done being single, I’m not good at it. Look, obviously you can’t tell a woman you just met that you love her, but it sucks that you can’t. I’ll tell you something though, if a womannot youjust some hypothetical woman, were to bear with me through all this, I think I’d make a damn good husband, because that’s the stuff I’d be good at. Stuff like making her laugh and being a good father and walking her five hypothetical dogs. Being a good kisser…
Robin: Everyone thinks they’re a good kisser.
Ted: Oh, I’ve got references.

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How I Met Your Mother: Ted Mosby.

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How I Met Your Mother: Ted Mosby.